Sunday, August 20, 2006
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I went to an outdoor music-fest yesterday, and came across two life-enhancing acts. Washboard Hank opened the concert at noon, and Sam Baker closed it at midnight. In between were some highly entertaining performances - but it was the first and the last that affected me most profoundly. Washboard Hank has to be seen AND heard to be beleived. A mere description of his Stradovarious Washboard and Fallopian Tuba would not do either contraption justice, and without sound/motion, you'd never quite imagine the music he makes. The man has licence plates and duck calls strapped to his chest, and a percussion hard hat on his head. He plays the banjo and a plumbing-tuba (with a kitchen sink for a bell) at the same time. He twangs about dinosaurs and sex-whips, asks if you've been "scrubbed on the washboard of the Lord," and somehow manages to meld Fulsom Prison Blues with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Oh my gawd, I laughed and clapped and whistled with all my heart. Washboard Hank works hard for his art - as he hit himself about the head & chest with metal-tipped gloves, creating a bizarre melody of scrapes, dings, boops, beeps and crashes, I felt like a was privy to a musical world where anything was possible and everything was magical. If you're looking for the truth folks, that's where to find it - the truth is when you laugh out loud and you don't care why. |
"If I had to watch a night of Washboard Hank, I'd !@#$ my pants" - Stompin' Tom Connors
"Washboard Hank, you're a world of class, you could play anywhere!" - Rompin' Ronnie Hawkins
"Unforgettable on stage" - Acoustic Guitar Magazine
"Ontario's most eccentric musician" - Ottawa Citizen